Saturday, August 06, 2005

Digital Hookers

We don't have a red-light district in Bahrain, but I think the phrase "sheesha-smoke district" will catch on soon. There are many different places, and their number is growing, that are dark enough, packed with covered whores, and horny customers that come from lands near and far. Everyone just has a sit, smokes away, and scans the bluetooth device. You can see a free market of interaction. Foreign men giving out their numbers, and luring night girls calling themselves all kinds of fancy attractive names, on the device of course.

Why do we have that? Namely, Qataris can't wait to cash in their paychecks to come over here. If your weekend is Fridays and Saturdays, you can see them driving all over town. Either chasing girls, or going to one of these places where girls chase money. Its redicilus. Is it because these girls are needy? Maybe... maybe not.


Blogger ES said...

"If your weekend is Fridays and Saturdays, you can see them driving all over town. Either chasing girls.."

Urgh. I don't even want to think about what's going to happen when the bridge between Qatar and Bahrain is ready. We're going to be a smaller version of Cairo.

Most of these .. well, let's call them "dogs" since I refuse to call them decent human beings, chase any girl, and not just the ones who supposedly "ask for it."

What bothers me is that they don't quit when you couldn't make it more obvious that you're not interested. Even when you don't smile, or look in their general direction, or threaten to call the police if they don't stop cornering you on every street, they're still begging for either attention or a road rage.

What do they expect me to do? Wink? Honk back? Dance? Roll down the windows and express my feelings towards them? Because I swear, I'll do any of the above, if they promise to fuck off.

I suppose the best thing to do is to get out of the car, run after theirs and trying to hold on to the bumper, because apparently, that's how attracted I am to them. The only reason I didn't smile or blow a kiss is because I'm shy. Yes, they're that breathtaking. I'm drooling just thinking about them. Or was that just my tongue sweating from the heat?

In any case, I'm really glad that we have so many horn dogs on the streets. And in case we're lacking, we have drunktards from Qatar and Saudi to fill up the space.

10:22 PM  
Blogger The Joker said...

ES as I was driving home right now, this Qatari shit-head was trying to get ahead of me in Exhibition road (one sided-jam packed,) and the motherbitch wanted to side me off and get ahead.... I was like thats it.. I honk like a mad man and he does the same.. me and my buddy get out of the car in our gym gear.. he blinked his beam lights and drove off like a chicken.

And that shit they wear over their head? Reminds me of the old toilets... with the big tacill you pull to flush. I was gonna flush out that prick alright.

( Again, thats because I have a friday saturday weekend)

10:40 PM  
Blogger Tolerant Damascene said...

Well try to visit Syria, and you'll find many people from the gulf area visiting real prostitution clubs and brothels.

The situation has gotten worse for the local prostitutes after the Iraqi war, because many Iraqi women are becoming prostitutes in Syria to feed their families, and they're taking much lower prices than the local girls.

you can read all about it in this article:

7:45 PM  
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1:41 AM  
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3:08 AM  

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